We’ve all seen those t-shirts with funny and sometimes offensive sayings on them. If you’re like me, and have way too much time to think about stuff, you may have wondered where you could find a list of the funniest sayings ever to be printed on a shirt. Well, look no further-because here it is. From funny, to sarcastic, to rude- it’s all here!
-I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit. (Saw that one on a guy standing in line at the DMV, of all places!)
-Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them! (I wore that one myself, when George W. Bush was running for re-election).
-BEER…. It isn’t just for breakfast anymore!
-I Haven’t Met Mr. Right Yet…but I HAVE Met Mr. Rude, Mr. Cheap, And Mr. Married!
-There’s way too much blood in my alcohol system.
-Rehab is For Quitters
-Not all Women are Fools- Some are Single!
-Good Girls: They Just Never Get Caught
-When I Want Your Opinion, I’ll GIVE it to You
-MENtal Breakdown, MENtal Stress, MENopause….Ever Notice How All Our Problems Begin With MEN?
-We’re the IRS….We’ve got what it takes to take whatever you’ve got.
-I’ll Change my Attitude when YOU Change Yours!
-Oh crap…you’re probably going to try to cheer me up.
-Procrastinate NOW. (bought that one!)
-Hard Work has Potential, but Laziness Pays off Now.
-Somewhere, a Village is Missing its Idiot!
-DILLIGAF? Do I Look Like I Give a F…?
-There’s no Point in Being Pessimistic, Because it Never Works Anyway
-Of Course I Don’t Look Busy- Because I Did it Right the FIRST TIME!
-As a Matter of Fact, The World DOES Revolve Around Me!
-Redneck Divorce- “Git Out of the Truck!”
-Redneck’s Favorite Color: Primer
-When Life Gives you Lemons- Grab a Bottle of Tequila and Some Salt!
-Hangovers are God’s Way of Saying, “You Rocked Last Night!”
These are just some of the many funny t-shirts I’ve seen. Do a Google Search on funny t-shirts, and you’ll find dozens and dozens more to choose from. And, if you can’t find one that says exactly what’s on your mind, there are even quite a few websites out there that will allow buyers to make their own customized shirt.
T-shirts with funny or sarcastic sayings are a great and easy way for you to express yourself. Two of my most frequently-worn shirts each have a sort of rude, sarcastic saying that I can to. One of them says, “Next Mood Swing: 5 Minutes.” My other favorite says, “I Met Mr. Right….Too Bad I Didn’t Know His First Name is “Always.” I usually wear these on days when I’m in a foul mood and I want the world to know about it. What does your t-shirt say about you?
Sat, Mar 28, 2009
Dresses & Skirts