These adorable shorts feature a sexy zebra print, black banded stretch waist, and an adjustable drawstring self tie.
Low-rise waist, super short
Perfect for Summer! Look Fabulous On!! Fit Great!
Click here and go to the shorts category to purchase these adorable shorts
Fri, Mar 27, 2009
Wow what an adorable cute “lets hug it out shirt”! You can buy it now at ebay for only $13.00 with free shipping! Click here to check it out
Sun, May 31, 2009
Spot on Cute! Gear up for fun in the sun in this adorable green and white polka dot bandeau bikini
• Bandeau top with light removable padding
• Halter straps tie at neck, self back tie
• Low-rise bottom sits straight across hips with adjustable side ties for moderate or full coverage
Click here and go to the swimwear category to purchase this adorable Bikini
Sun, May 31, 2009
You’ll be a sheer beach beauty in this adorable wrap that adds the finishing touch to your favorite swimsuit!
*One size fits most 52″ across, 18.5″ long
*85% Nylon 15% Spandex, hand wash cold
*excellent quality, spandex gives wrap a lovely stretch; light weight, dries fast!
*available in turquoise, brown, black, hot (neon) pink (pink is brighter than picture photographs), mint green, and royal blue.
Click here and go to the swimwear category to purchase this sexy sarong
Sat, Apr 18, 2009
This adorable zebra print suit makes the cut for sexiest swimsuit, with bikini-style cutouts and a deep plunge keyhole neckline.
*Features sexy zebra print, removable soft cups, and two adorable self side ties.
*Ties at neck and clips at mid-back
*Deep cut-out back looks like two-piece from behind
*Fully lined
*Made in USA - 85%nylon 15%lycra
*Looks fabulous on!
*Available in Small, Medium, and Large
Click here and go to the swimwear category to purchase this cute monokini
Sat, Mar 28, 2009
We’ve all seen those t-shirts with funny and sometimes offensive sayings on them. If you’re like me, and have way too much time to think about stuff, you may have wondered where you could find a list of the funniest sayings ever to be printed on a shirt. Well, look no further-because here it is. From funny, to sarcastic, to rude- it’s all here!
-I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit. (Saw that one on a guy standing in line at the DMV, of all places!)
-Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them! (I wore that one myself, when George W. Bush was running for re-election).
-BEER…. It isn’t just for breakfast anymore!
-I Haven’t Met Mr. Right Yet…but I HAVE Met Mr. Rude, Mr. Cheap, And Mr. Married!
-There’s way too much blood in my alcohol system.
-Rehab is For Quitters
-Not all Women are Fools- Some are Single!
-Good Girls: They Just Never Get Caught
-When I Want Your Opinion, I’ll GIVE it to You
-MENtal Breakdown, MENtal Stress, MENopause….Ever Notice How All Our Problems Begin With MEN?
-We’re the IRS….We’ve got what it takes to take whatever you’ve got.
-I’ll Change my Attitude when YOU Change Yours!
-Oh crap…you’re probably going to try to cheer me up.
-Procrastinate NOW. (bought that one!)
-Hard Work has Potential, but Laziness Pays off Now.
-Somewhere, a Village is Missing its Idiot!
-DILLIGAF? Do I Look Like I Give a F…?
-There’s no Point in Being Pessimistic, Because it Never Works Anyway
-Of Course I Don’t Look Busy- Because I Did it Right the FIRST TIME!
-As a Matter of Fact, The World DOES Revolve Around Me!
-Redneck Divorce- “Git Out of the Truck!”
-Redneck’s Favorite Color: Primer
-When Life Gives you Lemons- Grab a Bottle of Tequila and Some Salt!
-Hangovers are God’s Way of Saying, “You Rocked Last Night!”
These are just some of the many funny t-shirts I’ve seen. Do a Google Search on funny t-shirts, and you’ll find dozens and dozens more to choose from. And, if you can’t find one that says exactly what’s on your mind, there are even quite a few websites out there that will allow buyers to make their own customized shirt.
T-shirts with funny or sarcastic sayings are a great and easy way for you to express yourself. Two of my most frequently-worn shirts each have a sort of rude, sarcastic saying that I can to. One of them says, “Next Mood Swing: 5 Minutes.” My other favorite says, “I Met Mr. Right….Too Bad I Didn’t Know His First Name is “Always.” I usually wear these on days when I’m in a foul mood and I want the world to know about it. What does your t-shirt say about you?
Sat, Mar 28, 2009
Despite the tragedy of what is really going on in Tibet this is an amusing shirt. Sometimes you can drive a point home with humor faster than you can with facts and emotional appeal. So show your support for Tibet and wear this shirt.
Nothing in life is free and that is especially true of freedom. Keep up the fight Tibet!
Sat, Mar 28, 2009
This is absolutely the perfect t-shirt to wear after a fight when things have calmed down a bit. It should be good for a laugh and hopefully a whole lot more. Just don’t put it on too soon, you must wait for the right time. If you don’t get any from showing up with this shirt on then maybe you should break up and find someone else.
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
A shirt the appeals to mixed martial arts fans everywhere. Got to love how Fight Club made pink cool for guys to wear, well at least when it is a logo for this shirt.
I still think this shirt would look best on Gina Carano, especially if it was about 3 sizes too small for her.
A shirt the appeals to mixed martial arts fans everywhere. Got to love how Fight Club made pink cool for guys to wear, well at least when it is a logo for this shirt.
I still think this shirt would look best on Gina Carano, especially if it was about 3 sizes too small for her.
Tue, Mar 24, 2009
I can’t see anyone actually making it up on stage wearing this shirt but you have to admit it would be funny to see the look on Drew Carey’s face when you “came on down.” I am sure someone would get fired for it too. Good shirt to do a spoof video for YouTube though!
Sun, Mar 22, 2009
T-shirts are pretty much the most widely worn kind of clothing there is. Almost everyone owns at least one t-shirt, and most people wear them because they are both comfortable and versatile. From the time they were first invented until today, t-shirt styles have really evolved. Short-sleeved, sleeveless, long-sleeved- the choices are almost endless. Many people wear t-shirts with funny or sarcastic sayings on them, as a means of expressing themselves without speaking. One of the coolest things about t-shirts is that they give the wearer a lot of options, letting them wear it often without getting bored with it. There are a wide variety of designs that buyers can choose from, going from a simple logo to a flashy, metallic text. Catering to the demand for variety and selection, there are quite a few companies that allow the customer to create their own, fully custom t-shirt. Competition between the companies is pretty fierce, leading them to offer various features that are designed to convince the consumer to buy from them. When you decide to get a t-shirt made, it can be done by going to a t-shirt printer, or on the Internet. There are a lot of t-shirt makers that have a web presence, making it really easy for you to choose a style, a color, and just the right fit. There are many, many styles to select from, and even more designs and logos to add, making your shirt absolutely unique, and your shopping experience enjoyable. Some sites even allow you to upload your own image to put on your shirt (Cafepress.com is one that comes to mind). Then, to enhance your design, you can add images or text styles that the website provides. Funny sayings and images are really popular these days, especially those that are rude or sarcastic. Personalizing a shirt doesn’t mean that your face has to be on it, it just means that you get your shirt, exactly the way you want it- and you get to make exactly the statement you are looking to make. Some of the advantages to getting a custom t-shirt are: -It makes you stand out in a crowd. Odds are, no one else around will have exactly the same shirt that you do. -You get to choose the style, color, design, and whatever logo you want. What a chance to be creative! -It eliminates the need to search high and low for that perfect shirt. Why do that, when it’s as close as your computer? With the popularity of funny t-shirts on the rise, the number of companies offering custom shirts will continue to rise right along with it. People are always going to have things to say, and want to wear their feelings on their sleeves, so to speak. Companies like Zazzle and Cafepress combine the fun of designing your own funny t-shirt, with the ease and convenience of shopping online. What more could you ask for?
Sun, Mar 22, 2009
Celebrate Festivus if for no other reason than to piss off the die hard religious zealots who only want their particular religious beliefs recognized.
Cool shirt that will live a long life because Seinfeld is still in reruns somewhere in the world. Wear it any time of year to show your love of Jerry and the gang.
Sun, Mar 22, 2009
A shirt for football fanatics to show their love of sport and announce that while they stopped having imaginary friends in grade school they grew up to have a whole imaginary football team to spend hours of time with. Way to go!
Sun, Mar 22, 2009
General Robert E. Lee is a beloved historical figure no matter if you are from the North or the South. This shirt is amusing and at the same time hints that you understand history. This is a great shirt to wear on museum tours, civil war reenactments, and political rallies.
Sun, Mar 22, 2009
Pick up this concord NH shirt here
I have never been to Concord, New Hampshire but I want to buy this shirt anyway. The only thing could make this shirt cooler is if there was a way to translate it into Latin.
If I lived in Concord I would definitely own one of these shirts and use it to pick up tourists.
Sun, Mar 22, 2009
Animal testing is a hot button topic that brings out heated emotions in some people but this shirt is just too damn funny for people not to laugh at it. The next shirt in the series should be the grizzly going on a rampage and ripping the teacher to shreds for giving him a D. LOL
Sun, Mar 22, 2009
Grab this lindsay lohan tshirt here
Lindsay Lohan… always in the news for something so this t-shirt is likely to wear out before it becomes irrelevant. You don’t have to wait for her next movie (if there ever is another one) to come out to put this puppy on. Lindsay is a tabloid staple.
Sun, Mar 22, 2009
Any shirt with “mile high club” on it is sure to catch everyone’s attention but this shirt is taking it to a whole new level. It is sure to be a conversation starter but not always the conversation you want to have—unless you enjoy arguing with rabid fundamentalist Christians.
Wear it to an atheist function and you’ll probably get a free beer or two from it. This shirt could pay for itself. LOL
Sun, Mar 22, 2009
Finally something related to “fantasy baseball” that the Harry Potter and Renaissance Fair crowds could understand. So if you get drug to an event where you would expect these people to congregate wear this shirt so you can mingle a bit.
Shirt also works well when worn to an actual baseball game, especially the minor league games where there is more socializing amongst the fans.
Sun, Mar 22, 2009
These colors don’t run is the perfect “slam” t-shirt for the lazy ass couch potato who thinks he is a patriot.
If you know someone who sits around listening to Rush Limbaugh all day and then rants to everyone who will listen about the plight of America today but doesn’t actually do anything to make the world a better place then this is the shirt you need to buy them for their birthday.
Sun, Mar 22, 2009
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Irish I was drunk is a great shirt for bar hopping on Saint Patrick’s day (or and day in March really). Probably could be worn any day in Ireland so pack it if you are going on vacation.
The shirt becomes 10 times funnier when worn by someone who is Japanese. (If you don’t understand that then you probably have no Japanese friends – go make a few!)
Sun, Mar 22, 2009
I have no idea what the creator of this shirt was thinking but when I look at it all I can think is “Look, Count Chocula is stone out of his gourd!”
With all the Twilight hype this shirt is sure to be of interest to all the vampire lovers. And if you want to pick up goth chicks this shirt might do the trick. Buy it now! Click here
Sun, Mar 22, 2009
Reunite Pangea is one of those shirts that makes you feel more intelligent because you know there are lots of people reading the shirt who have no clue what it means. Score one for having paid attention in school.
This shirt also has another “current event” type undertone to it. It could very easily be a way to mock the whole “New World Order” trend governments keep talking about. Buy it here ->>BustedTees: Funniest T-Shirts Anywhere. New Hilarious T-Shirts Every Week.
Fri, Mar 20, 2009
It’s not even spring yet, and already a lot of women are starting off on the yearly quest to find the perfect swimsuit. Bikini, tankini, halter, or one-piece? The choices are almost endless, which can sometimes lead to frustration. No matter what your body type or size, there is a suit out there that’s just right for you, and hopefully this article will help in finding it.
First of all, be honest with yourself. Now’s not the time to be ashamed of your body! Realistically assess your figure, which will really help when it comes time to choose a swimsuit. Taking your shape into consideration, it’s time to go shopping!
If your torso is on the short side, opt for a suit that gives the illusion of a long, lean body. A good choice would be a bikini with a halter top (which calls attention to the chest and shoulders), and a bottom that sits low on the hips. Conversely, if your torso is long, try a one-piece suit or one that has high-cut leg openings, which make the legs appear a little bit longer.
If you have a large chest, buy a bikini or a one piece that has a built in bra top, and preferably an underwire. Many manufacturers are making them these days. The best choice would be a top that is cut straight across the chest, and has wide straps. For those of us that aren’t so well-endowed, a bikini top that has triangle cups adds shape and the illusion of size to the bust line.
For the plus-sized, look for a one-piece in a dark color, as the darker shades have a slimming effect. However, black isn’t your only choice. Darker shades of red, green, or blue provide much the same slenderizing look, while adding a splash of color. Choosing a suit with a high spandex content will play up those curves, as will a suit with a clearly defined waist. For those with a little stomach flab, a one piece will only serve to emphasize it, while a bikini will leave you (ahem) overexposed. Instead, choose a loose tankini style.
Once you have a few suits selected, attempt to try them on in natural light as the lights in most fitting rooms are usually harsh and unflattering. If this isn’t possible, bring along a supportive, but objective friend to give an honest opinion. If you don’t have a friend that will go along, a lot of swimwear stores have salespeople who can offer their advice and opinions. Buy the suit that you feel most comfortable in. Believe it- there’s nothing cute or sexy about feeling awkward in a swimsuit! Don’t be seduced by trends, and buy a suit that’s not right for you or your shape just because it’s “in style”. And, make sure that your suit fits snugly. Swimsuit material tends to expand when it gets wet. There’s almost nothing more embarrassing than diving into the water, and emerging only to find that you’ve lost your top.
Overall, go for a combination of fit, style, and comfort. You want to feel sexy in your suit, don’t you? The first step to feeling that way is to feel comfortable with the way you look.
Wed, Mar 18, 2009
They say that clothes make the man (or woman). That may be true, but they also make a statement about the person wearing them. and that statement could be: I’m the life of the party, I have a sarcastic sense of humor, or even “Back Off!” Wearing cute funny t-shirts can let you say almost anything, without ever opening your mouth. How can you easily make such a statement? It’s easy, just wear a funny t-shirt!
Use other people’s witty sayings and great ideas to show your sense of humor, or tell the world just what you think. If you are a drinker, you could wear a shirt that says something like, “Irish I were drunk” or “Beer and Cigarettes: BFF”. If you aren’t exactly in love with your job, wear a shirt that says, “When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die”. Wearing a shirt that has a funny, self-deprecating message on it can make people take notice of you, and it can also be a great way to start a conversation with a person who thinks like you do.
“Couples” humor is really popular right now; with almost any husband or wife joke finding its way onto a t-shirt somewhere. Among the funnier ones I have seen: “According to my Wife, I’m very Happy” or, taking it a bit further, “Yes, I’m the boss of my house and I have my wife’s permission to say so!” Ladies, we haven’t forgotten about you- try these husband jokes on for size! “The Best Way to Get Your Husband to do Something, is to Say That he Can’t”, or, “A bachelor is a man that has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable!” or, and this one is my favorite: “Women Don’t Make Fools of Men - Most of Them are Do-it-Yourselfers!” Some couples even wear matching shirts, like: “Love May be Blind- But Marriage Has Been A Real Eye-Opener!”
If you’re hitting the local watering hole, or going out for a night with friends, here are some shirts that will tell everyone what’s on your mind. ” Beer- It’s the Reason why I Wake up Every Afternoon!” Or, you can make a statement that your drinking buddies will get a kick out of, with this funny shirt: “Beer is Technically a Vegetarian Meal”. When you know you’ll be hitting the sauce, wear a shirt that says: “Today’s Forecast: 100% chance of Boozing.”
All joking aside, t-shirts can be used to make serious statements too, perhaps for environmental causes. “Just Remember This…. If the World Didn’t Suck, we’d Fall Off!” That tells people that no matter how bad we think our planet is, it’s the only option we’ve got. Send an environmentally savvy message with a t-shirt that shows an unhappy-looking Earth, with a short and to-the point line:”Recycle NOW!” Or, maybe just a picture of Earth and the saying, “Save Something for Me!” A shirt like that says something we all know- we should be taking better care of our planet. After all, it’s the only home we have!
No matter what you want to say, there’s a t-shirt out there that will help you say it.
Mon, Mar 16, 2009
It is nearly bathing suit season again, so it is time to start thinking about and shopping for a new swimsuit to carry you through the warmer months. This year, while you’re shopping, take the extra time to consider the tankini, whether you usually head straight for the one piece swimsuits or right for the bikini rack.
The tankini is a sexy alternative to the bikini that works well on all body shapes and sizes. The tankini is a modified version of the bikini – a two piece swimsuit with a top that is longer, more like a tank top. Women with larger figures that tend to shy away from the bikini will find that the tankini is a great compromise that often looks better than that standard one piece. They look equally cute and sassy on women with smaller frames.
All women that enjoy beach sports like volleyball, water skiing or surfing will appreciate the way the tankini offers more coverage, minimizing the risk that you might fall out of the suit as you would with a bikini, allowing you to be more comfortable and free in your movements without having to constantly worry and adjust your bikini top. The “more coverage” factor also works well for any women that don’t like to show a lot of skin in a more revealing bikini but don’t want to be stuck with the same old one piece bathing suit all the time.
Tankinis are becoming more and more popular, so you will be able to find a ton of different colors, prints, patterns and styles when you’re out shopping. Be sure to choose a suit in a color that flatters your skintone. The style of the bottoms comes in several different cuts, like boyshorts or a more standard bikini bottom shape. If you have wider hips, steer away from the boyshorts option or it will make your hips look even wider. On the other hand, if you have a narrow shape and want to add some curves, the boyshorts bottoms will definitely help you do that.
So next time you are out shopping for a new bathing suit, grab a few tankinis off of the rack and try them on. Regardless of your shape and size, you will be pleasantly surprised by the results!
Fri, Mar 13, 2009
Launching her jewellery line House of Harlow 1960 at Kitson boutique in Los Angeles over the weekend, Nicole Richie looked like she was having a slight case of jewellery overload. Bracelets packed up both her arms, rings were piled on multiple fingers, several necklaces were layered on and she even topped it all off with a Cleopatra-like headdress (the headpieces in the collection are apparently her favourites). I get that she’s promoting, but that’s still a lotta bling.
I loved the multi-coloured pyramid bracelets when the first images were released, and I’m still loving them now - you can just see them pushed up high on her right arm. And I must admit I am a fan of the headpiece too… though not sure I could pull it off half as well as Nicole!
Tue, Mar 10, 2009
You’ll Be Shining in the Sun in this Pink, White & Lime Green Polka Dot and Stripes Bikini.
-Triangle top ties at neck
-Back hook closure
-Low-rise Bottom with pleated skirt design
-Fully Lined nylon/spandex
-Sizes Small, Medium, and Large
Click here and go to the swimwear category to purchase this adorable bikini
Mon, Mar 9, 2009
If you like to make your feelings or opinion known, wearing a cute t-shirt with a slogan on it is a way to “wear your heart on your sleeve”. These shirts can have sayings ranging from funny, to weird, to offensive. There are a lot of styles, slogans and colors to choose from, so pick the one that suits your style the best.
A lot of companies are selling shirts with political and environmentally-inspired sayings printed on them. These shirts are perfect for those who want others to know exactly where they stand on the important issues. A great place to find a slogan tee is www.bustedtees.com. This site started in 2004, and it’s owned by the same people who operate CollegeHumor.com, so you know that the shirts are funny! Busted Tees offers shirts in a lot of categories, and we’ll go over some of them here.
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TV and Movies:
-From “Seinfeld”, a Vandelay Industries shirt (”The shirt store called, and they’re running out of you!”)
-Full House: a “Jesse and the Rippers” shirt (”Wear this shirt for free admission at the Smash Club!”)
Politics:
-Stewart/Colbert ‘08 (If Vote or Die were real legislation, can you imagine how lazy you would have to be to still not get around to registering?)
-McCain 1908 (Move over Taft, there’s a new trust-buster in town!)
Wordplay:
-Irish I were Drunk (While none of our shirts are magically delicious, this one comes the closest)
-Kiss Me, I’m Desperate (A shirt guaranteed to never see the floor of a girl’s bedroom)
Pop Culture:
-Earth Day “This is Why I’m Hot” (An inconvenient shirt)
-Hugs and Drugs (Why choose one, when you can have both?)
Religion:
-I Love Shiksas (It’s true, Jewish boys love non-Jewish women. Wear this shirt at your next Seder and watch as your Grandma looks on in disgust)
-Santa Claus: Don’t Stop Believin’ (Hold on to that feeling)
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The reasons people wear slogan tees, such as those sold by Busted Tees, are almost as numerous as the people who wear them. Some people just like to voice their opinion in an irreverent, non-confrontational way, some like to emulate their favorite celebrity, and some just think that the saying on the shirt is funny. Wearing a shirt with a saying on it is a great way to say things that you probably wouldn’t have the courage to say out loud or to someone’s face. It’s important to choose your slogan shirt carefully, so you don’t come off as a pretentious snob or a moron (we’ve all seen someone walking around with a “Houston, we have a problem” shirt, or something equally banal). Wearing a slogan shirt tells the world a lot about your personality, so pick something that suits you.
Slogan tees can be either cheesy and repetitive, or they can be trendy and chic. It’s all in how you carry yourself, and what you wear the shirt with. Busted Tees is a great place to start your search for the perfect shirt!
Mon, Mar 9, 2009
WoW! Pick up these sexy black dresses for uder 23 dollars - click here!
Every woman should have at least one “little black dress”, an outfit that makes them feel confident and look great, every time. Finding the perfect dress is a source of frustration for some, but if you follow these tips, you’ll be sure to find your ideal dress….one that makes you look sophisticated and feel fantastic.
Department stores are a great place to start your search, as they usually have a large selection of sizes and styles. Some stores even have salespeople that are trained to help you find the style of dress that best complements your figure. If you are on a budget, check the stores right after the Christmas and New Year’s holidays, and right after prom and homecoming seasons, because there are usually good sales going on at those times.
Consignment shops and secondhand stores like Goodwill are also worth a look. These stores often get clothing that’s never been worn! It may take a little longer to sift through all those racks of clothing to find what you are looking for, but it’s a great opportunity to get a fantastic outfit at a bargain price. With the money you save here, you’ll probably be able to afford a new pair of shoes to go with your “little black dress”.
When you’re looking for that perfect dress, there are a couple of things that you need to think about, like the occasions for which you’ll be wearing the dress, and the shape of your body. If you go to a lot of parties, or out clubbing, you’d probably buy a different style of black dress than if you were planning to go to a black-tie event. Also, you should buy a dress that suits your figure. If you are smaller up top, choose a style that’s close-fitting in the chest area. Steer clear of dresses that have a plunging neckline. For those of us that are “pear shaped”, dresses that are flared at the waist can help to minimize the appearance of wider hips.
When you try the dress on, pay attention to how the cloth feels on you. You should also consider the cost of taking care of the dress. Is it simple, or does it have sequins or beads? Embellishments like those make it more expensive to take the dress to the dry cleaner’s, and it will be more difficult to treat stains on a beaded or sequined dress. If you are the type to “wash and wear”, choose a style that’s less fancy.
Accessories can make the outfit. For a formal occasion, wear a set of pearls, or gold jewelry. Large hoop earrings and chunky bracelets would give a more dramatic look, or you could choose a scarf or a belt for a classic look (think Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly in Breakfast at Tiffany’s).
A simple, elegant black dress could become a cornerstone of your wardrobe, and give you years of wear and enjoyment. Now that you’ve found the perfect little dress, you’re ready to hit the town!
Sun, Mar 8, 2009
Buy this Camo Mini Skirt for under 15 dollars!
Contrary to popular opinion, all women can wear mini skirts. You just have to choose the ones that are appropriate for both your age and your body type. Regardless of your shape or size or age, a camo mini skirt looks best when paired with a less revealing top. You need to balance out showing a lot of leg with a short skirt by covering up more on top to avoid looking cheap.
From there, there are other things to consider about the skirt itself. Older women, even those with perfect figures, run the risk of trying to look “too young” when they wear mini skirts that are too short, so if you are of a certain age, keep that in mind. Women with thin legs can get away with a short mini skirt or even a micro mini. If you are on the plumper end of the spectrum, go for a longer length in a dark fabric color or a dark denim to flatter your body shape the most. Take your time when you are out shopping to find the skirt that really shows you off the best and you will look great and feel confident next time you hit the town wearing your camouflage mini skirt.
Sun, May 31, 2009
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